If you want to know the truth, three phony piglets lived in three different goddamn houses. The first crummy house was made of straw, that was a helluva stupid decision. As the phony pig was living his phony life, all of a sudden, a crummy fox came out of nowhere. He reminded me of my phony roomate, old Stradlater from Pencey. The crummy fox knocked on the phony door. “You sonuvabitch, I want to come in your goddamn house,” the fox said. “No, no, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin” the pig said. “For chrissake, I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and blow this crummy house down if you don’t let me in.” And then, the fox huffed and puffed and blew the crummy house down. Goddamn, I would’ve just socked that corny wolf. At Least I would’ve claimed …show more content…
Now, I would just chew the fat with that phony wolf, maybe smoke a couple of cigarettes, then I’d give Jane a buzz. But these morons, they went to the third brother. Now, this phony pig wasn’t so stupid. He decided to build his house out of bricks. They built the house, and the wolf came along.
“Oh you sonuvabitchs, you better let me in this crappy house of yours.”
“No, no, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.”
“You stupid bastards, I already showed you I can blow your house down. If you don’t let me in, I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your crummy house in.” And then, the fox huffed and puffed and nothing happened. He kept huffing and puffing, and not before long, he became dizzy. He couldn’t blow down the goddamn brick house down. What a stupid wolf, he could’ve just broke the door down. Anyways, the crummy wolf got really mad, but his brain couldn’t think of anything to do. Eventually the wolf tried to jump in through the chimney that was one helluva stupid decision. The 3 little Pigs put a pot in the chimney, and that idiot wolf jumped in. You see, that's the thing about these stories, they’re all written by these phony authors hiding the goddamn truth.The good guys always win. Of course I would never tell Phoebe that, poor sweet
The next day came, and the woman led them in the deep forest, so they would not find their way back home. All she left Hansel and Gretel with was some bread. The father made a fire for them so they would not freeze, and he left them there. The next day the children find their way back to the house, because Hansel placed the pebbles down. The father was very happy to see his children, but of course the evil wife he had made him rid them back in the deep forest. This time Hansel dropped bread crumbs so they could find their way home, but this time the birds ate the crumbs, so he knew they was stuck deep in the forest. Hansel and Gretel keep walking deeper in the forest, and stumbled upon this house made of cake, bread, and sugar. The children started eating on the house not knowing the house belongs to an evil witch that eats
First they stopped at a few houses to get candy, and to meet up with each other. Once they got their candy they decided to head towards the residence to get the real scoop on what was going on in the house.They walked up towards the front entrance and stared at the horrific details of the house for a second. The wood was rotted out and the grass was all the way up to their hips. The boys heard a rustle in the bushes and they all slowly turn their heads to see what was near them. It was only a crow building a nest, it saw them and screeched at them...then it flew away... Startled, the boys focus back on the house, just a little more anxious this
wolf while passing the woods. She was so naive that she informed the wolf about her plans to
Later that evening, Wolf and his mother headed into the woods to find dinner. When a rabbit
One day the owners boy was having a good ole time playing with the neighbors, by crying “Wolf Wolf!” So the neighbors rushed over just to find out that he was playing and made fun of them. Then the next day he cried again “Wolf Wolf!” the next few days, and mocked them. But then in my agony a real wolf does come and he cried “Pray, do come and help me;the Wolf is killing the sheep” but no one came. One by one we got killed by the wolf, at least the wolf went for the throat and killed bob, kelly, and the rest of us in one bit. So one by one we died because the boy with his stupid games got the whole flock killed.
“Fine, but before I say anything, you are going to have a chat with the DA on the other side of that glass, because I have a list of demands that must be met, and I want in
Once upon a time, there lived 3 little pigs and a big bad WOLF. The three little pigs were brothers, the youngest Billy, the second youngest Bill, and the oldest Bob which is me. Oh, and The Wolf’s name is Pig which makes no sense because we are the pigs? You probably know the story about my brothers and I but I will tell you what I saw.
Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down. When he found that he could not, with all his huffing and puffing, blow the house down, he said:
After reading through the dos and don'ts of read-aloud books, There were two particular books that came to mind that fall into each category. For the Dos of reading, Trelease lists using plenty of expression while reading, and if possible, changing the tone of your voice to fit the dialogue (p. 75). The True Story of the Three Little Pigs would be an excellent choice for a read-aloud book based upon this suggestion. For example, the reader could change their voice to sound stuffy when the wolf talks about having a terrible sneezing cold. When reading Mr. Pigs dialogue, the reader could change their voice to sound loud, gruff, and annoyed as Mr. Pig yells “Go away wolf. You can’t come in. I’m shaving the hairs on my chinny chin chin.”
“How could you be so shameless, in front of these young girls? This is the house of God.”
“Then an old wolf, gaunt and battle-scarred, came forward. Buck writhed his lips into the preliminary of a snarl, but sniffed noses with him. Whereupon the old wolf sat down, pointed nose at the moon, and broke out the long wolf howl. The others sat down and howled. And now the call came to Buck in unmistakable accents. He, too, sat down and howled. This over, he came out of his angle and the pack crowded around him, sniffing in half-friendly, half-savage manner. The leaders lifted the yelp of the pack and sprang away into the woods. The wolves swung in behind, yelping in chorus. And Buck ran with them, side by side with the wild brother, yelping as he ran.” (82)
They began their journey, but all of a sudden they heard a growl. “ w-what was that?! “ Bailey asked concerned. “ don’t worry probably just a dog “ Jonah said trying to cross a pile of rocks. Out of nowhere a pack of wolves popped up and both of them shrieked with fear. “ what are yall doing out here! Come in ! hurry up !” said an old man from a distance shooting some wolves so Jonah and Bailey could run to his cabin.
In the story of the three little pigs i will be describing the character in the story and what their actions reflect on how they are .
The wolf was lurking and trying to find the the group and friends, the wolf was looking every creak, crack and corner. Then she heard laughs so the
Once upon a time on a spring day there were three little pigs. When they got old enough they set off to build their own houses. They youngest of the three little pigs made his house out of straw, and it was done in a flash, although it was not very sturdy. One day a wolf came with horrible allergies. The wolf said “Little pig, little pig please let me in your house”, but the pig saw the wolf’s big claws, and refused “Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin” declared the pig. Just before the wolf was leaving he felt a growing sensation in his nose, he huffed and he puffed and he sneezed. The house came collapsing downward, and feeling there was nothing else to do, the wolf ran away. Now the second little pig spent more time on his house, and