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Frank J. Wilstach, comp. A Dictionary of Similes. 1916.

Elbert Hubbard

As much chance as a dog with tallow legs chasing an asbestos cat in Hades.

No more chance than a one-legged man in a football game.

Fine as a silver dollar saloon.

Limp as bags of oats.

Old as thought.

A punster is to a humorist what a burro is to a horse.

Rolls like a scow in the wake of a liner.